December 2010
“When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles...”
– (via josh-oo-aa)
orgasmiccamm:
via-vicadel:
matehyaeff:
LOOOOOOOL
lmao
Guess what? Tomorrow is Christmas Eve.
thehatersloveme:
What I think will happen every time I step on an...
thebeautyinlaughter:
gabzilla-:
imtalkingtothemoon:
missingnovember:
thesadbitistrue:
waste 30 minutes of my life laughing
this is the best gif i have ever seen
OHMYGOD THIS IS SO ACCURATE.
I think of this GIF all the time.
Inception.
LOLOLOLOL. I CAN’T EVEN.
Weird faces when girls are trying to put their...
Upper part..
Lower part..
OMFG WTF CHRISTMAS EVE IS TOMORROW?
freshfromspace:
mickaye:
I HATE THIS,
purpleblackgreen:
matthewlamhoang:
Dont pick me, dont pick me…
*teacher calls your name
FUCKKKKKK
I said fck quietly when teacher call me :P
I'm not one of those girls who would bitch at...
acciojetpack:
endless-facade:
frankyg11392:
girls like this are the best
I’ll be the one forcing him to join me play, tbh. lol
bitch, i’d be playin’ it.
I hate when you introduce your friend to one of...
Saddest text message I read today.
10pm
Girl: babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: you're drinking again?
Boy: don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: okay, I'll be waiting.
hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time.
The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls.
He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained.
1am
The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
(This was originally in Filipino, but I translated it for you guys.)
I felt sad, reading this.
Guys, you'll never know when you'll lose the people you love.
Show them everyday how much you love them because you'll never know when you can't, anymore.
3stars1sun:
3stars1sun;
ranwithscissors:
...
When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake,...
ayeesjay:
OH.
DEAR NON-ASIAN PEOPLE →
angelamimi-:
chumiaijivansky:
1. we do not understand the words “ching chong” and “a-one and a-two and a ching chong potato”.
2. not all koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
3. just cause you see an asian person it doesn’t mean they’re chinese, they could be japanese, korean, vietnamese, filipino etc.
4. we are not all communists.
5. asian girls with long black hair hate being called...
raaechellee:
When you’re eating something hella yummy, you’re all like:
And then someone asks you for some, you’re like:
So they’re just like:
Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Zack: Ow! Papercut! Kiss it please?
Mr. Moseby: You can’t even see it.
Zack: You can’t see a broken heart either, but it still hurts.
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No,I'm fucking...
